I recently reconnected with some estranged family who had become Jehovah's Witnesses. We went to one of their weddings, and I was so worried about how to skip the inevitable (I thought) awkward 'hey come join our faith' chat. But actually it never came up at all. The wedding service was batshit insane (a whole lot…

Yeah, jehovies are usually pretty chill, I think it's part of their teaching that that they have to go door to door and spread the word but never to force someones hand. I think its part of that whole limited number of people get to go to heaven thing. bless their hearts.

I'm willing to bet she didn't notice or give a crap about the baby.

Alright I've always wanted to do this. The Kinect has always reminded me of Johnny 5.

I originally read this as:

She is a magnificent unicorn. I want to be her.

I've walked into my bathroom and left a 1 ft python. If by python, you mean turd.

Yeah I kinda want to be friends with her

I'm being completely honest when I say this lady is fucking awesome.

Occasionally I'll pay the $5 to rent a movie on iTunes because I'm too lazy to drive a mile to the Redbox and get the same movie for $1.20.

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Just wanted to say thank you! Pine sol is an American product - couldn't find it here, so I'm using dish soap....crossing fingers!

Best way to get grease stains out of cotton? I drop a lot of cheese on H&M shirts...

I've never done this kind of thing.

Game: Fallout 3 (PC/Xbox 360/PS3)
Why I think It's Perfect: Alot of people seem to prefer New Vegas, but Fallout 3 is maybe my favorite game of all time, I still haven't decided. It is very rare for a game to consume so many continuous hours of my life, often ruining my sleep schedule and dismantling my entire week of…

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