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Remember that Crash Commercial with him outside of Nintendo headquarters with a Megaphone? Seemed like Crash and Sony were on the verge of defeating Ninty once and for all. 20 years later, Crash is no longer exclusive so might as well join em

It’s like when I bought Sonic Adventure 2 on Gamecube all over again.

i came here to post this lol

Seriously though, aren’t the only people whining about the roman numerals the same people who don’t know that IIII is actually the old way of writing 4 in roman numerals? You can see it on some fancy clocks and stuff.

When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!

Frankly I think it’s weirdly sad you went out of your way to racially profile this anonymous teen girl, but sure

Damn Michael B Jordan can even make roofs wet (I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry for this joke, I’m so sorry)

And he speaks Spanish! #resistance

Raise your hand if you were a 15 year old girl who was constantly pestered by older men. The fathers of the kids you babysat for pouring you a drink. Your friends’ fathers staring at your tits or walking in on you in the shower. Your male teachers dropping hints. Strangers pulling over as you walked home from school.

This is like the most upper class british thing I’ve ever read.

“Such an anti-gun prick” who never actually did anything to make guns harder to get?

Screaming severed heads helped make me the man I am today.

I mean, if they go by the book...

I found the poster who’s never waited tables....

Yes, damn that waitstaff and their 28k a year and not claiming 2k in tips! Everybody else in the free market pays their fair share, all the way up to the president and his family!

it’s a bad fry’s. i love it, though. it’s somehow less bad than the fry’s in fremont.

EGON.

Fewer. :D

Tim Rogers doesn’t know how to write less than six paragraphs which must make texting him a real chore.

Some of the “reporters” for publications like VF and Vogue are society darlings with connections, not actual journalists, and can’t write for shit.