Dear tips@deadspin.com. Please turn this into words on a page so that I can consume it. Sincerely, 85% of your readers.

Fans are wonderful.

I’d hoped to never have to write another of these. Sigh.

Dude it’s not his job to have stuff thrown at him.

“Containing an estimated $1000 worth of hardware and games”

Oh shit, sorry, wrong post.

Luckily, the Yankees were able to extend A-Rod, despite him opting out after the 2007 season.

i think i celebrated drew winning chopped harder than i did when my Spurs won the title last year. i’m not ashamed of this .

Our own Drew Magary won on Chopped tonight. There’ll be a full recap tomorrow, but for now enjoy this.

Video game coverage isn’t garbage. I love Kotaku!

I fail to see how it’s meaningfully different than what you see in traditional media outlets. Of course, your opinion may be that all video game coverage is garbage, Kotaku included, but we’ll just have to disagree there. Just because YouTube is full of low-quality stuff doesn’t mean there aren’t people doing really…

I laughed when you called video game Youtubers “creatives”.

I wonder if the stenographer recorded that.

I did a ton of coke tonight and thought id say that I found it funny to say John Calamari instead of John Calapari.

“Misread, but most didn’t know it.”

You’re in a strictly man’s world. In a thing that calls for a lot of “man traits,” if you will, not that they’re better or worse than female traits, it’s just not the right place. It’s the wrong place to put a woman. It’s unfair to the woman.I don’t understand it. I don’t understand why you’d put a woman in that…

It’s The Boston Herald. This is what they do. And it isn’t ‘journalism’.

People in Boston—racist? I thought all that hush-hush segregation was just for funsies.