Jeez. Probably time to pull the plug on this Schiavo guy.

The man makes beautiful swords. He also makes terrible websites that look like it should still be hosted on Tripod. I have no doubt his smithing keeps him fully employed since his website isn't going to impress anybody.

Unfortunately for the Bucs, MRSA is not a Pokemon.

If only Kenbrell Thompkins played Pokemon. At least then, he would learn how to catch something.

"All the free Coke you would want" was also a key part of SMU's recruiting pitch in the `80s.

And the guilty party is? You guessed it—

Think of how many violent crimes would be prevented if cops were allowed to profile the driver of this type of vehicle.

McAfee better be careful. The last time a punter tackled a difficult subject, he was sent to the Raiders and promptly cut.

In my experience, a McAfee test turns up a bunch of dirty shit.

To answer Raysism's question, 742 yards.

CDC: Coach, we're from the Center for Disease Control. We'd like to do a once-over on the locker room after the team leaves. Are y'all close to departure?

That's one way to get Dexter Jackson off the premises.

Nah, I doubt that St. Louis would sign him. Their fans would never stand for a player who doesn't play the game the right way.

This bro's friend in the Chad Pennington jersey was only able to connect on three short punches, the fourth caused his shoulder to dislocate.

Hey, maybe if she didn't wanna get hit, she should have been born a man and then hit this guy even harder with her stronger, faster arms.

Fan in Chrebet Jersey: [punches woman]
Wayne Chrebet: [Gets placed on IR]

Obscure rules shouldn't decide the end of important games, amirite?

Man how tough is that? Boston teams NEVER catch a break.

You only get the handjob after gefting 69 stamps.