I was a student there, then, so I remember it all too well. That win on Friday night over West Virginia was pretty damned awesome.

I would never make a urine-flavored Slurpee

To be fair, Sean, this can't be any worse than 90% of viscous fluids found in Jacksonville the last Saturday of every October.

I wish you realized the absurdity of the idea of doing something that is often a public practice (thanks to cons and the like) and not want to be seen or appreciated.

You'd have nerve damage too if you spent that many years fucking Roseanne.

You guys think this story sounds bad so far? Well, here's the kicker:

Bad vote counting in Florida, shocking.

Looks like Vanderjagt still can't put away the Steelers.

There's a lot of inherent naïvety in this response, most of all punctuated by the misguided libertarian/conservative mindset that anybody can make it just as long as they pull themselves up their bootstraps and really strive to be exceptional- and really let down by the refusal to acknowledge that people are treated…

How fantastic for you, perhaps that should invalidate her experience and thoughts because it's different from yours.

Not really. Forever fuck this child, his family and anybody who thinks its okay to behave like this.

Alternate headline:

at least his cousin didn't get involved.

Word. A Bobby Knight-like chair throwing incident would have been showing restraint in my book.

This ought to be great news for Nintendo. They haven't had Doom since the N64.

I agree. People shouldn't report news that isn't happy.

He did a good job of Demonstrating Value, Neglecting Emotionally and Nurturing Dependence, and is off-the-chart on Inspiring Hope. But when you fail to Engage Physically, it ruins Separating Entirely.

That's the first time a visitor has been caught stealing at Wrigley this year.