“Tom Nook is here to help you file your tax returns…and he already has an idea for what to do with your refund!”

Before the inevitable comment comes in screaming about how “KOTAKU NEVER SHOULD HAVE POSTED THIS BECAUSE NOW NINTENDO IS GOING TO SHUT IT DOWN, HOW DARE YOU”, if the people that developed this project didn’t want it to have anyexposure, they would not have put it on fucking YouTube.

Tucker, log off

That some people are easily tricked into overvaluing the appearance of civility in a very specific and singular context more than the actual track record of the shitty person putting on the dog and pony show so that they look “reasonable.”

That’s a nasal strip because snores too much, so he will evolve into a Snormal type

Obviously since Reggie retired, there was no reason to bring it back.

what do you mean “now”

It’s so frustrating, because when these ports inevitably bomb because they are bad the only message that Square Enix takes away from that is, “Welp, guess no one wants to play these old games”; but who knows, maybe they sell enough in the first few weeks because of the nostalgia factor, and that’s enough.

These games…

So this is Yoshi’s Woolly World

billionaires are a disease 

ok, dennis 

You’re all FOOLS. Afraid to see the BIG PICTURE.

This is obviously a reference to “Hey Arnold!”, which is owned by Nickelodeon, which is owned by Viacom, signaling to us that Disney is going to buy them soon.

Skybyte and Jetfire look fantastic. Might have to grab those. But they will look out of place with my other Transformers, so I might have to grab more to bolster the ranks and...this is how it starts.

Need that 18/00. 

Look, I completely get that Beamdog wants to release these games to as many people as possible, but if they think I am going to shell out the money for these games for a 5th time...well, they are right, because if I can play all of these on the Switch I am not going to hesitate to do so.

You understand that the gameplay footage of this is on fucking YOUTUBE right.

It’s not like it’s some hidden gem secret. Kotaku isn’t the GateKeeper of Internet Lore. If the people involved with these things didn’t want anyone to know about them, they wouldn’t upload them to youtube or anywhere else. 

So, shut up?

The most amazing thing about this is Nintendo acknowledging that Super Mario Bros. 2 exists.

OvertureWatch

we are so very fucked 

I recently made the switch and I can confirm it is the only thing I miss on a daily basis. Though, I expected that.