The NES Classic is $60. That’s a big part of it.  

Not true, nobody bought a Vita 

yes, you can fly, fly, Little Sebastian.

Portability really is a game changer. 

Needs more kissing. The bar has been raised. Your move, Nintendo.

As someone who adored Heavy Rain and still plays Beyond 2 Souls 2-3 times a year

no time, reading is for suckers, all about the snappy comments

I don’t see Nintendo going full micro transaction and all the other negative aspects of DLC monetizing, but rather understanding that there’s a way to do those things right, and that not exploring those options, as well as more robust online features, could be seen as leaving money on the table in 2018 and beyond.

Also an acknowledgement in the credits that an Arrested Development character was used courtesy of blah blah. I didn’t catch who, but I noticed that credit, so I’m thankful for this post!

Gleaning any clear author intention from this, and viewing that as a kind of argumentation, for or against it, probably speaks a lot more to the absurdness brazenness of what Sinclair media is doing, especially when presented plainly without context, than anything presented in the video. At best, simply pointing it…

He has to fight Goku now. In the anime.

That’s fine. If Jezebel wants to keep supporting the closed minded and oppressive lobby of people who think we should not, as a society, eat children, it’s clear that there’s really no room for actual debate here . But I would ask you to consider, dear reader, that maybe, just maybe, there *might* be two sides to…

rockstar more like cockstar

At one point, I was able to get out of a fight because I distracted some guard dogs with a ball. This was one of the best things to happen to me in a video game.

The Guardian just updated its original report with evidence of the incident in question.

Because the higher-up dick heads that ultimately push these directives on editorial, and can only understand content creation in terms of TRENDS and what competitors are doing, are completely incapable of thinking outside the context of quarterly earnings reports, and are resigned to “PIVOT TO VIDEO” at any and all…

they want you to click the video to find out WHICH I REFUSE TO DO

fuzz piss

as long as it’s not a branded sword, most likely

just want to thank you for creating the absolute stupidest thing ive ever read