Because the higher-up dick heads that ultimately push these directives on editorial, and can only understand content creation in terms of TRENDS and what competitors are doing, are completely incapable of thinking outside the context of quarterly earnings reports, and are resigned to “PIVOT TO VIDEO” at any and all…

they want you to click the video to find out WHICH I REFUSE TO DO

fuzz piss

as long as it’s not a branded sword, most likely

just want to thank you for creating the absolute stupidest thing ive ever read

yeah, i was sad to see that show go, but it ended the way it should have. no reason to bring it back.

Playbook is pretty easy to read here. Scare up enough moral panic over video games and make some bullshit correlation between them and school shootings, as to (poorly) distract from the fact this administration has the gun lobby’s balls shoved so far up its mouth we can see the excess skin coming out of their noses. 

Ty…

Those were so edgy.

Nintendo buying Sony confirmed. Crash Smash.

PR people that send these emails with read receipts belong in Hell.

only true 90s kids find this weird as fuck

Tim Kaine is such a fucking turd.

It’s wild how accurate to the original these voice actors can get!

Yes. Sterling Holloway is the original voice of the character (and Kaa from The Jungle Book!) for the first Disney Adaptation, followed by Hal Smith for one short, and then Jim Cummings, and he’s pretty much been doing that (and a million other voices!) ever since.

Jim Cummings.

(Who sounds so much like Sterling Holloway’s Pooh it’s always been scary)

Now can Nintendo stop trying to tell us that the dude is 24 years old?!

This is a 38 year old man.

Someone is definitely responsible for this, and I really want to know who.

I mean, think about it, they had a cheese budget, there must have been a certain amount of cheese allocated for this event, and someone, at some point, decided that they didn’t need that much cheese, or that they had enough and that it would be…

25 miles up to the Fry’s in Concord, California.

Without watching this, I can only hope the confusion went something like, “Dough? Ray? Me? What?”

“Lawrence Tynes caught it!”- Greg Schiano