God those menus look like something from a free to play shovel ware game called something like Last Fantasy Dragon Clash

They’re warm, they’re secure and sometimes when they poop inside there it burns onto circuits, which seems like it would be exciting for roaches.

boared out of my fucking mind by this

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i want to learn how to be a bear

Here’s hoping he also narrates The Pee Tape when that eventually leaks (pun intended)

THAT COMMENT IS A JOKE SOME OF Y’ALL NEED TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT

Why else would they carry those knives

what the fuck you talking about

I like to think Tonberrys are really just 90 percent testicles under them robes.

IF I KNOW GAMES, it’s more likely that the “Nude Fran” mod was banned and now there’s a brigade of “valiant” Steam Users and Redditors FIGHTING to get the mod active BECAUSE FUCK CENSORSHIP, bad review bombing THE FUCK out of FF XII until SQUEENIX gets their collective shit together.

Kotaku will have a piece up…

If this DLC is eventually discounted, it needs to be called a “Super Saiyan Bargain Sale” or they might as well just pack up and go home.

Goku black is not a Goku reskin

fuck you.

Yeah that was the strangest part. The Switch has been a MASSIVE hit, on pace to do PS4 or greater numbers. What a strange hill to die on.

relax, satan

My guess is that they sent out press releases or review copies, and probably didn’t get back enough responses, if any at all, OR the decision was made to not send them out, as someone didn’t feel confident enough in the game to handle the potential bad press for an already potentially struggling title.

Probably some…

As for best selling system...sweatheart, I know you guys love your widdle kiddie games and are probably amused by simple things because you’re a simple creature, but last time I checked, 75 million was a lot more sales than 14 million.

fuck off

when is this going to die