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those are clearly bits of armor plating, reflecting, of course, the empire state building’s post-2025 look when the U.S. will have descended into a hellscape of mutants and roving bandits, with the ESB serving as the central location for the head warlord, Barron Von Trump.

surprised more people can’t see that tbh

this is the guy who will spoil games for clicks so what should I really expect.

Fuck all this. fuck this kinja shit, fuck what the AV CLub has become.

“We sympathize, we do, but perhaps they should have thought of that before they got shot in the United States.”- GOP, probably

There are ghost cars all over these highways you know.

Looks like every down was 4th and 20.

Nah, you definitely aren’t the only person that’s going to be fine with this.

There are plenty of other assholes out there who are more than likely to agree with you.

kind wanna give you money right now

Back the fuck up.

Feet? I thought he only liked fucking the Calves

I wonder if this thing is going to confuse the casual buyer, given that SEGA seemingly already has 982389 different variations of Genesis flashback consoles on the shelf.

The SNES is hard to find, and Sega has a million Genesis variations available and both are competing for your holiday dollars.. The 90s are truly

Probably for the same unknowable reason my characters always have to use a quarterstaff as a weapon.

But by writing about this, you’ve made it easier for Nintendo to shut down!!11!!1

“So enjoying literary classics doesn’t mean endorsing their often horrible authors.”

  • ebay for $$

If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of Jimmy Fallon flipping a desk and ruffling someone’s hair in anger over dropping the ball on this.

Goodell’s face sure must be red

yeah i don’t think it’s about the monetary aspect; simply the optics of it for Nintendo, and how they view their IP in general.

The “to-do list” cracks me up. Not even the content, just the idea that this goose sat down and penned out how it’s going to fuck up this gardener’s day.

and i thing it’d be great if that person had a sudden heart attack too. maybe all of the administration. just one big ol’ heart attack.