I have never had a sex dream? Why NOT. This is unfair. I deserve the ministrations of Thor.

a) I loved Spike and Buffy so fucking much.

We didn’t get any further than making out in this dream, though dream-me was sure thinking about it... And thank goodness for that, because while I was making out with Alice Cooper, he turned into a large black panther.

I'm American Indian so Thanksgiving is the holiday where we give thanks our tribe survived.

One year my mother put the turkey in the oven and accidentally set it to “clean.” This setting heats the oven to 1000 degrees and locks the oven door for several hours. Panic ensued when she tried to open the door to baste the turkey, and discovered her error. We had almost resigned ourselves to watching the bird…

One year we all had the flu on Thanksgiving day, but my mom prepared dinner anyway, even though none of were up to eating, or even getting out of bed. You know how sometimes you’re too sick to even watch TV? We were that sick, all of us, but mom went ahead and started cooking.

I post long: but I need to tell this and I hope maybe ya’ll can get some use out of it. If somebody would pull me of gray I would be thankful.

Me too. These make me sad. I just wish my mom had directed me more in terms of fashion, been MORE negative or at least analytical. She is naturally attractive but a country girl, so she was of absolutely no use to me in middle school and high school. I’m sure I went out of the house looking awful on many occasions.…

2 weeks after I had my 2nd son and actually had already lost most of my weight my mother and I are at Target (I'm holding my infant)and she says (she had 8 children but has never weighed more than 105lbs) “WHEN are you going to lose weight? Why haven’t you started exercising!?” 2 older women (strangers) walked up to…

“She looks like a clown’s whore.”

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

“If you’d just BRUSH your hair more often it would look good!”

Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.