I am a straight, happily married woman.

Fuck Cricket

So, let me explain a few things.

My mom wasn’t AWFUL awful but she did do some bad things.

::hugs::

I think we are the same person.

ALL OF THIS. My mom has thick, stick straight hair and doesn’t get it at all.

I had three children back to back to back. As in, my oldest child turned three about three weeks before my third kid was born. I had had a lot of difficulty losing weight but after I had the baby I really kicked it into gear and I lost about sixty pounds.

Oh, my dears. I have been waiting eleven years to share this story.