Pink Freud
thepinkfreud
1/30/15
8:58 PM
425

I met John Ritter in a bar and he asked me to hold his beer. Then he immediately yelled, "BARTENDER! THIS KID IS GETTING DRUNK OVER HERE!!", which made everyone in the bar turn and look, and me blush like crazy (I was 11). Then he bought me a water... which, errm.. was free. Because water. Also because open bar..

7/24/14
6:07 PM
3

My self-consciousness tends to melt the first time the guy looks up and he's basically like this:

7/17/14
3:10 PM
5

3. "Purposefully misinterpreted"— is that a thing that can happen?

7/17/14
2:51 PM
5

1) I just asked my wife who has a degree in psychology and criminology (though not a lawyer) and she says that's in no way a thing.