How in the WORLD can someone get outraged over this? It's a legit question. It's also disturbing to me that some of the tweeters are women. I expected men to be dumb about this, but ladies that ALSO freaked out. What the hell is wrong with those women?

In Russia- dick punches you.

Pretty much. I find women that are about to get married suddenly get a very high opinion of themselves. Like "You should be fucking lucky that I invited you to my mediocre wedding with no open bar". Ahahahaha. No thanks, I can think of 100 things better than adding to Bridezilla's ego.

This bride is delusional if she thinks any of these friends give a shit in the first place.

Yesss high five for mystery neck hair!

My husband is a graphic designer with amazing Photoshop talent, so yes I can!

Setting aside whether it's possible to have a celebrity body, why would you want to do all the things they say you need in order to achieve it? What's the point in giving up a buttload of your time and lots of things that you enjoy just so you can have this one thing that, even if you get it, nobody wants to hear you…

When you brag about your overly luxurious closet, what do you expect? I'm not saying she deserved to have her stuff stolen, but it's not surprising at all.

thank you so much for this mansplanation. It really opened my lady eyes to the truth. I'm so glad I now understand I DON'T need feminism as the patriarchy is just a creation of my delusional lady brain!

When I was buying my car, I got pre-approved for financing from my credit union, which they offered at a full point below anything I was hearing advertised anywhere else. Knowing my interest rate, I did a lot of research online before I went to any dealerships, and had run the numbers over and over again, so I walked…

Eons ago, a twenty-something me walked out of a dealership because they tried to do a bait and switch on the sales paperwork. As I was leaving, the salesman stood in the doorway to block me from leaving the office. I finally got past him and rushed to lock myself in my car. He then stood behind my car trying to keep…

Is there any stipulation about who the customer has to be praying to?

Amen! If I left mine alone for a week it'd be down to my elbows, so instead of celebrating my body I'll be over here celebrating the manufacturers of razors.

Honest question, I swear:

She's Team Cake. And she's putting frosting on allegedly piping hot just-out-of-the-oven cupcakes and it's somehow not melting.

Yeah, it's more the fact that ModCloth is terrible about shipping to Canada, for instance. The shipping cost is like $20 and they refuse to cover any import fees. So if your total if over $100, you'll probably get dinged like an extra $20. And it's super slow shipping.