It tusks, but you can’t always get what you want.

Irrelephant may just be my favorite new word!

Some veterans in my neighborhood put out signs around July 4th that say “Combat veteran: Please, no fireworks!” and people don’t set off fireworks on that street. Zero pushback, no pearl clutching. But when my husband tells me as rape survivor that the movie I’m looking at on Netflix has a rape scene, so I can avoid…

Most people who throw around trigger warnings don’t have PTSD. How do we know? Statistics, frankly.

Well, that’s what it SHOULD be for, but on some campuses, the whole trigger warning trend is turning into something more, and is being used by some sheltered kids to avoid “uncomfortable” or “upsetting” topics.

A nurse in every single school? From elementary to high school? Yes, that's a normal American thing.

I ate a whole baby when I got home

I’m right there with you. I do love a good chubby baby, but it’s nothing compared to when I see a dog or a cat. I’m a very devoted dog mother, and one time I was caring for her in someway and my mom goes, “You’re going to be a great mom.” Lol nope, sorry, my maternal instincts are limited to dogs.

So...they just put a baby who will soon be four in the home of a guy who molested the baby's mom when she was.....four??????

“The baby, who was being raised by people who were not mentally disabled, and were not investigated by DCFS, will now get to be raised by a mentally disabled person, and a grandfather who was repeatedly investigated by DCFS, and who, news reports allege, is a child molester, and who, in fact is alleged to have…

Wait. So they just gave the guy who used to molest his daughter a....granddaughter he can molest? Hey, Gawker, this is a...triumph of the human spirit/feel good story, huh?

Sara’s father may have sexually abused her when she was 4. Given Sara’s IQ, Dana is a product of rape/iffy consent. Yeah, let’s let another little girl live in that home.

here’s what the un-CGI’d footage looked like:

There’s a lot of bears in Hollywood anyway. Especially West Hollywood.

White people who compare mild to moderate situations/annoyances to MLK’s struggle are the fucking worst.

HAAAAHAHAHAHA yesss yesss, your tears, they give me strength....

They didn’t choose the thug life...