This was the largest aspect ratio Disney could afford. Should they, therefore, be made the subject of fun?

Fixed! 

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle.

I always thought that Jarvis Landry, Landry Jones, and Jarvis Jones should all study law and start a firm together.  

“This will be the best quarter back they’ve seen all year.”

But one wife *bought* crackers, while the other made them from scratch.

What a byzantine way of saying the rookie is going to have a lot of powerful dunks this season.

That’s right, but they never attack the same way twice. They were testing the Bucks for weaknesses, systematically.

It’s actually mindblowing to me that people could think otherwise. If the police can use illegally-obtained evidence, they can just openly flout the law and videotape whoever they want, in whatever situation they choose - sure they can’t use it in court, who cares your reputation is ruined anyway. AND they can use the…

Putting aside the jokes (and there are so many) - if something is illegally obtained, it definitely should not become public record.  I am a huge proponent of open records laws, but if the police illegally obtain stuff, they shouldn’t be able to make it public as retribution for losing in court.

Tumblr is leaking again.

Give it up, Tom. An Oort Cloud is not walking through that door. 

Breeland Speaks Says He Let Tom Brady Go Because He Was Afraid Of Being Penalized Wasn’t Watching The Ball Closely Enough

Yankee fans threw a beer at Kimbrel last series. I must have missed the article on it. 

He didn’t even linger on top of Foles for a second after making the tackle.  Not even enough time to kinda reach down and see if the rumors are true, not even just a little graze along the inner thigh, just to see, nothing weird, but just a brush with the back of the hand to see if you can feel something alive; like I…

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

Police left after discovering that “burglary” is just what Gronkowski calls a cookout.

Uh, well, ah, there’s like another universe where I didn’t confuse them. That’s where I’m posting this from. Bernie Sanders is President, and we successfully stopped global warming in time to save the weather as people in your universe used to know it.