I think my cat's post would be, "I don't need feminism because the male human is already my servant. Still working on the female..."

One of my cats would be like "I don't need feminism unless I can scratch it. Can I scratch it? Is it made of fabric?"

I don't get the drug free birth thing. To me it seems like getting a root canal without novocaine, just to...prove we have a high pain threshold? I'm not judging, I swear to god I'm not, do whatever you want. I just don't GET it.

So if a stranger were to come up and grab your boobs and if you didn't react immediately because of, say, shock, you're saying you would be unjustified in slapping them once you got over being startled? Not sure I'm buying that.

I met joanie faircloth on Facebook. She joined a few groups I was in. She lied constantly and even went as far as telling a friend if mine that she owned a house she would rent to her if she would move there. For months she continued this farce. My friend loaded up everything she owned and moved her children states…

NOTHING IS FUNNY. I AM A ROBOT.

I find myself incredibly frustrated with Jezebel's response to this story. Just as you rightfully call out people who commit rape (proven cases) you should call out assholes like Faircloth in this situation. Be outraged! This is a disgusting act that makes it more and more impossible for people actually raped to be…

Well, she finally admitted what a lot of us said all along and got shit for. It sucks that there are assholes out there that make up rape stories but they exist, and you're not helping women by pretending they don't and by acting like fake rape accusations don't exist.

"However, as Jezebel reported, Faircloth had a long history of making contradictory statements online[...]"

I know this is a hard concept for people to understand, but you are not entitled to being found beautiful or attractive by other people. I'm a fat person, but it is pretty annoying when I hear about fat people feeling so entitled to being attractive with no effort that they are critical of other people's taste and…

#NotAllGoldenCorrals

If I were Mariah I'd be so mad at Terry for Ripping of my Fantasy amusement park themed video for Beyonce. Mariah looked so sweet and she was roller skating. Terry borrowed the whole thing for Beyonce figuring since he had no memory of the 80s and 90s no one else would.

Im gonna say that her cheeks and her chin got rounder. The face starts off at a diamond shape, and then over time it just slowly rotates into a square and we all end up looking like the guy from UP.

I'm down to just 40 minutes of snooze button time in the mornings. I've been working very hard at it. But my husband is my roommate now and he's legally stuck with me. Muahahaha.

I don't understand the "no one smelled anything suspicious" aspect of this. Even if there weren't a decomposing corpse, there's still an apartment filled with garbage hoard. How bad does that building smell that rotting corpse/mountains of garbage smell doesn't arouse any suspicion??

That's a cute euphemism.

"What exactly do you mean by 'colorful history'"?

"Oh you know, lots of bright crimsons and burgundy, a splash of scarlet or burnt umber here and there. Some nice earthy tones. Hey, check out these wood floors, all original!"

Fun story - when they were arrested, it just seemed like a bunch of long-haired hippies had been arrested for being, well, long-haired hippies, so my dad's friends (long-haired hippies themselves) printed a bunch of "Free Manson" buttons. The news media not being quite as swift as it is today, it took a few days for…

"If she just listened to the cop, he wouldn't be beating the crap out of her."

I have reading comprehension, you don't seem to.

You also don't know that she didn't do anything. If you want to assume this guy just snuck up on this woman (who was wandering around a freeway) for the express purpose of beating the crap out of her, you're welcome to assume that. But I just think that's not a particularly reasonable assumption.