thepetiteterror
thepetiteterror
thepetiteterror
Sep 23 2014
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Well I don't think that's very accurate...I'm extremely good looking, and (super humble too) I don't hate myself.

Sep 23 2014
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Threatening to violate and terrorize Emma Watson will teach women we don't need equality or basic human consideration. Boy will our (collective) faces be red.

Sep 22 2014
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My husband outright denies certain events ever happened (movies we saw, parties attended, and once a short term job he worked). Usually I have to show him a picture or movie stub to prove what happened, and suddenly he remembers bits and pieces. Read more

Sep 18 2014
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there is a difference between 'not so great' and adapting to life in a world that we do not control...that's (at least) part of what you learn as you grow older.

Sep 17 2014
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I was going to say I hope this isn't true, like the woman who threw the coffee cup of acid in her own face and claimed she was attacked...but then the alternative is fucking awful too. Read more

Sep 17 2014
1

Since my vagina can't read nor accurately wield a credit card these numbers mean nothing to me.

Sep 16 2014
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The school year went well into June here as well, and started again at the end of August. Which I think most people can agree are fairly warm months in almost any state. Read more

Sep 15 2014
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I agree. I always eat whatever my host is kind enough to prepare. On the flip side, when having guests (I was always raised to believe) you should serve foods that you know/think they would enjoy or adhere to their dietary restrictions. Not regardless of your own preference or restrictions, but in deference to Read more

Sep 15 2014
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I went to catholic school, so we wore uniforms. Wool skirts, twill slacks, and oxford cloth shirts and thick cotton polo shirts....no air conditioning only windows and a desk fan at the teachers station. Yeah, it sucked, but it wasn't unbearable. Read more

Sep 10 2014
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As we all know, he wouldn't be responsible anyway because girls shouldn't get drunk at parties if they want an empty womb.

Sep 10 2014
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I don't think it's THAT unlikely...this kid probably makes great roofie-coladas.

Sep 10 2014
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I always try to dress nicely, mostly because I don't own sweats, but also because I'm short and look especially sloppy if not well dressed...but my friends make fun of me and get annoyed that it takes a little longer (seconds extra, I swear) to go through security. Read more

Sep 8 2014
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I didn't think that was a woman for 90% of the clip. Her behavior is viciously abusive. I doubt she had any idea that her boyfriend got up before she started to run over his scooter. She should be charged with attempted murder, and fuck that neighbor for not calling police. Read more

Sep 8 2014
9

Cats are awesome. Take a benedryl and live real life. Plus, that is a stupid pretty kitty. And I'm sorry for rhyming. She just makes me so happy.

Sep 8 2014
2

She's a dipshit, but I'm kind of glad someone did something at least...I gave myself alcohol poisoning when I was 15 and house sitting. None of my friends knew what to do and didn't want me to get in trouble (by calling an ambulance) so they just kept putting me in the shower and tried to make me throw up. Read more

Sep 5 2014
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I didn't realize prank meant evil assault...I've been pranking wrong all these years.

Sep 4 2014
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I noticed that as well. I think it's kind of like a case I was almost on the jury for, both defendants were admitted members of a certain gang that likes to wear blue, and they attorneys wouldn't allow even a light blue button up to be worn. Read more

Sep 4 2014
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This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.