Man, if I squatted in that position for more than 2 minutes, my knees would explode

Hey look, there’s Superman. They should’ve given Wolverine a cameo.

It’s always when the cheeks seem to be internally stapled to the underside of the cheekbone that shit gets weird. How anyone would say to a surgeon “show me some pictures of recent patients” and then not run screaming upon seeing this is beyond me.

TPS is sadly underrated. For my money it’s second only to BL2 in the mainline entries and equal to Wonderlands in the expanded universe. (I personally don’t have much use for the Tales games as they are too different in gameplay. BL games are shooters.) The less said about 3 the better. (Gameplay was a step up. Story…

I greatly appreciate the explainer. FFS, that is the industry all over. (FFS aimed at them, not you.) You see this in a lot of Canadian stuff too! Canadian tax money going towards American productions that do nothing of value for Canadian culture. Sadly it’s even internal to us! After my time in L.A. I’ve mostly…

Don’t stare at it too long. You’ll get eye damage.

Completely reasonable statement.

To be fair, it’s not unreasonable for Zemeckis to assume no one saw Toys.

“I just read the greatest screenplay ever written!”
“Oh yeah? Who wrote it?”
“I did!”

More like “what you think will look very macho will, in fact, look like the Village People performing Macho Man.”

It would be rude to ask you to replay that conversation, which I’m sure is multifaceted and complicated, so I won’t. Is there a link or site you would recommend? I’m very curious.

It’s very weird because we know what she looked like back when she actually WAS that age, so it’s extra jarring to see what “technology” thinks an older her would have looked like. I feel like these de-aging technologies, for all of their advancements, never account for the way peoples faces change with age. Skin gets…

Yep. All to achieve an effect that, at least in Beowulf, amounted to “Eh, kinda neat.”

Imagine how badly WILSON has aged by now!?

This scene was an extensive topic in a screenwriting course I took.

Ah. Another long-form Zemeckis tech demo.

Also, what is she looking at? She’s just staring at the wall?

Holy shit, Bob Zemeckis somehow managed to make Hanks look even less human than he did in Polar Express.

Was thinking the volleyball scene from Top Gun.