James Morrison, who rather unfortunately played an old Spanish Republican anthem - not heard since the 1930s - at the Davis Cup, causing rather a lot of Spanish dignitaries to storm out.

Dude’s a legit prodigy.

That’s what I’ve been hearing down hear: aren’t there a non-zero amount of serious Republicans who are, quite frankly, sick of being lumped in with reality TV stars and and reps who give out handjobs in the back of the theatre who are just dying to speak out and reclaim the dignity of the party?

They should really lean into that...

Oh, this is fucking awesome. WELCOME BACK, UNDERCOVER!

Fuck ‘em, we’ll just play the wrong one anyway. 

Ah. I see your degree in Jazz Studies has finally paid off. 

Not to mention that our national anthem is fucked. “Girt”? Girt?!?

Once again, James Urbaniak shitposts his way through this:

Exactly.

I’m happy more and more Americans are coming around to the gender-neutral use of “cunt”.

We should give Kyle citizenship.

...so they're raising subscription prices again? 

Ooooh, I love it when neckbeards get their little gotchas set up in their mind, this whole convoluted argument where they’ve already plotted out all the moves where they get to win something for once in their life, and they get so desperate and angry when the conversation doesn’t go their way and keep trying to nudge…

Oh. So what was the point of basing it on an 80s TV show, then? 

I vote to give Kyle citizenship. 

How's that working out for us, eh? 

The movie based on the 1980s TV show?