The thing I love about Conan, I think, is that he brings big theatre kid energy without...being a theatre kid. Viz-a-viz...

Fucking hell, Art Garfunkel’s not aged well. 

This looks mildly interesting. Gotta give Hoa some love.

And that’s why Iron Eagle had to go to Israel for its F-16s.

Or comedies...

How very dare you suggest I own a tan suit. 

She’s fine...because she’s in a position where she’s famous and recognisable enough to want to be hired off that alone - and to go after anyone who uses her voice and likeness without permission.

The true tragedy of American Vandal is that it didn’t kill the fucking True Crime documentary like Walk Hard killed the music biopic.

NEVER FORGET. 

Good fucking damn, say what you like about Kevin Smith that's a fantastic story. 

*shrugs, stubs out cigarette, drone strikes another Afghan wedding*

This. This is who Musk appeals to: guys who know fuck-all about something (cars, tunnels, flamethrowers) but want to appear knowledgeable about those things.

Oh shit, I’m sorry. I honestly didn’t remember it was you, mate. I genuinely thought it was a blow-in. 

My favourite incident from the LA AV Club was during the actors strike, and they had photos (in slideshow form, but of course) of the big stars on the picket line.

Ben’s out campaigning for French military aid. Then back to the bordello for full penetration. Asking for recognition of the new Untied States from the King, then full penetration. Pointing out how this'd really piss off King George, then some more full penetration. 

Hey, they can also be...

Same. The Hitman’s Wife’s (Cousin’s Neighbour’s Dentist’s Niece’s Pilates Instructor’s Gardener’s Cheesemonger’s Wheelwright’s Uncle’s Live-In Filipino Twink Boyfriend’s Agronomist’s, or whatever the fuck they’re up to) Bodyguard had him playing the straight man to Jackson’s goof, and...it was not good.

Yes, OJ is dead...

Yeah, it was fresh at the time because superhero mania wasn’t a thing.