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Came across a great piece by David Zirin (a sports journalist!) exquisitely dismantling those bullshit hot takes claiming Glazer’s refuting his Jewishness:

I halfway curious to check out her LinkedIn page.

They had better royally take the piss out of Some Kind Of Monster.

He’s also a golfing champion, at multiple courses. Which he won...

What truth? You Israeli stans lie. We know this. The rapes (didn’t happen), the “command centres” you keep setting up pathetically, UNRWA (who you tortured)...everyone knows this. Except you.

I love how you prove every single stereotype about Israelofascists with every post, and that the supporters of Israel are pure, unhinged nutters. This is why no one likes you. 

Settle down. No, not in the West Bank.

Dude. I’m not a fascist. Or a terrorist. You’re thinking of Ze’ev Zhabotinsky.

With a bunch of hookers and a Sony video camera in a Scottsdale motel room? 

Don’t you have abortion rights you should be overturning, you white Seppo cunt? 

They’d better get Kirkhope on the tunes...

Many people have criticised the Pope, saying was out of line saying that Ukraine should simply surrender and he should keep his nose out of it, but I put it to you: every minute His Holiness is weighing in one geopolitics is a minute he’s not diddling kids.

...but, in a way, aren’t we, the viewers, the real winners?

Look, if I want to watch a movie featuring hundreds of beavers- nah. Too obvious.

He’s so fucking good in how he becomes a young Tommy Lee.

He’s so fucking good in how he becomes a young Tommy Lee.

Great, now I really want these two voiced by Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes.

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Then, we take a quick detour to the land of ice and snow and Kimi:

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“...there’s just something about singing ‘bad’ really loud and long that is inherently funny to me...”

One, it’s because we can. We now have access to them, more easily than ever.