thepetemurray-darlingbasinauthorithy
The Pete Murray Darling Basin Authority
thepetemurray-darlingbasinauthorithy

*gasps*

Alison’s a sucker for Smirnoff.

“I must not piss. Piss is the bladder-killer. Piss is the little-death that brings total saturation. I will face my piss. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the piss has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.” 

I guess westerns are to Costner what WWII is to Tom Hanks. 

I give this comment one thumb up.

Perfectly said. They’re people in love with the fantasy of Israel, not the harsh reality. Trying to reconcile the reality of Israel with their fantasy tends to piss them off.

There’s that tone policing again. Tell you what: I’ll stop calling the Israeli stans when they stop stanning for Israel. Deal?

BRIE DOESN’T GO WITH RED WINE YOU FUCKING SAVAGE. 

Right? What’s AVC whinging about? Think of the cheap, easy column inches!

As usual, it’s easier for the internet to discuss numbers, not quality. It’s easier to say “something long/short is good/bad” than “Dune uses its run time effectively and Killers does not". 

Does Michael Rapaport count? I’m kidding; that genocidal wife-beater is too much of a pussy to fight, and is too busy enjoying his Likud-sponsored junket instead of just being a D-list actor with an STD, as his former employers labelled him.

THOSE AREN’T GOOD VIBRATIONS! IT’S PARKINSON’S!

Normally they’re the sidebar drifters who wandered in from Kotaku or Giz whining about some nerd shit, but planey’s pretty regular here.

You know Israel’s an American colony, right? $3.8 billion a year, baby! 

But, in a way, aren’t we, the viewers, the true winners?

...calienté pocket...

Planehugger does this in every Gaza-mentioning article, but since even he’s learned that what the Israelis are doing - you know, straight-up genocide - is pretty much indefensible to everyone who isn’t a wannabe Israelofascist, he instead resorts this sort of “Now is not the time/place” or “Sorry, you’re not airing

As opposed to the constant, whiny tone policing you’re doing in every article mentioning the genocide in Gaza?

Listen, pal: The Algorithm™ does not tolerate nuance.