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Study: Black Girls Feel the Impact of ‘Adultification Racism,’ Especially in School Everywhere.

more like kit lackofharington, amirite?

Jesus Christ, please mark pictures of Trump’s micropeen as NSFW!

Hey...cut him some slack. Some guys never even learn where the button is.

For one thing, he has a double chin, but no first chin. How can you have a double of something that doesn't exist?

Cardi, would you settle for a medium size dick that comes with its own espresso machine? Asking for a friend.

Thank you, I will continue to write from the comfort of my high-end apartment that I can inexplicably afford by writing comments on blog posts!

As someone in their 80s, I can remember my grandparents talking about having kids in the real old days, and it was hell. They lost a lot of kids and fair share of parents. Hell part of the reason they had so many kids is you need spares because they weren’t all making it to adulthood. Modern Medicine is goddamn

But now where will men find a tissue that has been scientifically formulated for them to feel like they are jizzing into a silken sheet? :(

Yes, the way she seemed to be rushing from house to house, not giving anyone time to answer before moving on made me think this was someone being pursued by a serial killer. She’s fine, he’s dead, sounds so much better that what I thought we’d hear next.

7. She goes to a Halloween party in blackface, and is shot by a cop who pulls her over for driving while black.

DJ does it. Dead eyes serial killers always have a mother thing.

Please, for your well being and ours, spend no more time trying to figure out what our Jackass In Chief is trying to say.

White supremacy is a helluva drug.

“Well, look, nobody has sold his soul to support President Trump,” Jeffress crowed.

On the subject of names; her soon-to-be-ex’s name is pretty fucking terrible.

Ummm Blair Underwood 

NO.

That would be very “the call is coming from inside the house.”