My good friend had EB. He died a couple years ago but he lived to be in his 30's. Keeping him in his own apartment and living independently was really hard in terms of resources. The town we live in had fundraisers to pay his rent and bills so that he could live his life as a man on his own. I cooked for him every…

He should have lunch with Dylan Farrow and compare horror stories, and I should sit next to them and casually overhear.

Horses hate bottle service. They really really do.

The mid?-season finale where the guy with the bat killed a cameraman.

I was literally polishing off a small bag of Cool Ranch doritos as I read this and had reached the “tipping the bag into mouth for crumbs” section right at that goddamn paragraph.

Maybe instead of lowering the punishment so the burden of proof is lower, MAYBE test the damned rape kits so the current burden of proof can be met. Again women have to settle for less because the system, set up to benefit men, is failing us? Test the rape kits, train cops to be better, believe witness testimony.…

Maybe the first letter writer should just go straight for a restraining order. Seems like the most appropriate course of action, as I don’t know what the police would do exactly (generally, police departments don’t always know how to handle stalking or even take it seriously, which is what I’m guessing this would fall…

I did this about 10 years ago. Living in an apartment complex and noticed some shady goings on with the people across the courtyard. Kids in and out but never for long and the kids looked unclean and hungry. Went on for awhile and finally I needed to do something. Called the police. The place got raided. Turned out…

Well we’ll have our smirks wiped off when we find out she’s a supervillain who’s just gotten away with building an evil lair and powering it for free muhahaha.

Now to watch the GOP and “Trump Train” shake this off as vile women lying while demanding anyone else resign if even a single allegation emerges (and yes those others who have done it should resign anyhow but the GOP and TT can fuck off with the double-think).

My favorite is the note Forrest’s son leaves for Jenny after she dies. I always imagined it said, “Dear Mama, I miss you. I hope heaven is nice. Is Daddy retarded? Love, Little Forrest”

It’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire: THE MOVIE!”

It looks like cat ears.

I think the Queen has learned a lot from the way that the first marriages of her three eldest children failed.

The best best best ever celeb-reality interactions was between Tammy Faye and Ron Jeremy on the Surreal Life. Tammy Faye was sitting and playing an organ. Ron Jeremy starts talking to her about his organ, but in a way that showed that she didn’t quite catch the double entendré. [”Oh, I have a large organ, too.” “Yes,…

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The scene in Freeway with Reese Witherspoon beating the hell out of an attempted sexual assaulter is fairly satisfying.

Ya know, I hate the gun nut phrase that things could have been better in some case if there’d been a ‘good guy with a gun’ nearby, but god damn I wish Harvey W had run into some woman packing a .38 who had shot his dick off, in some Tarantino movie style scene with a shitty 70s AM radio soundtrack.

I’m starting to get this feeling that Trump does not like black people.

Too bad it’s not adorable twins. You take one. He takes one. Move to the opposite coast. Just be careful the summer camp they attend.