That escalated quickly.

George and Eve Nazarian was a real people. Eve died in 2017 and her husband died of Alzheimer’s Disease after a 10 year battle with it. https://www.bendbulletin.com/obituaries/eve-blair-nazarian/article_6ac11538-1da9-5ab2-9061-117eabbe32d0.html  

I thought flying under bridges had already been deregulated by the Trump administration? 

Illegal? Do you mean is it a criminal act? Probably not but it is a contravention of Air Regulations. You would bid adieu to your license for a good while and pay a stiff fine.

Like, imagine tossing in something that looks like an old Blaupunkt but has a lil Bluetooth button?

I’m honestly stunned someone like RetroSound isn’t making an 80s style single DIN AM/FM cassette deck that has bluetooth functionality. They’re like...halfway there with this thing. 

The general rule is you can’t go under 1,000' in a populated area, 500' in rural spots or over water. I’m not sure if it’s a hard and fast law, though.

Unless you’re coming in for a landing, it’s against the law to fly below a certain height without giving a route first. There’s the minimum fifteen hundred feet floor that all winged aircraft have to adhere to outside protected airspace. Over open water the aircraft needs to fly at least five hundred feet above the…

While we’re at it, is it illegal for me to be typing this with my penis?

Stolen from Rayce Archer below:

Brother Jakub’s in the back, sweet Zara’s in the front

And this is my car. I used to own this car from 1998 to 2004. I did pay about the same for it and sold just slightly less. Driving for 6 years and reduced the price only about a grand. Good car, it’s brown, manual, and still, nice price.

So is that a first for this column—not just one like it, but a reader’s actual former car?

So... that’s my car. Sold it about two years ago. I daily drove it for about two years prior to that, but didn’t have anywhere to store it when I went to a newer car.

i had a highschool buddy who got caught with 300 pounds of brick weed. he got arrested and never seen/heard from again. pretty sure he got witness protection

Thing is, cheap Ferraris don’t actually exist. You can buy a Porsche 924/944 for a couple grand (down payment on future expenditures). You can’t get a Ferrari that moves under its own power for much less than $20K, and really more like $30K these days. That’s real money no matter how you slice it.

And a LOT dollars more along the way afterwards. Nope, I don’t care either way about the AMG looks, but this is the one you want if you want one of these. And the price is good for the condition/miles, assuming it passes a PPI. The second most expensive car in the world is a cheap Mercedes.*

Yeah, this exactly. And if you want a (relatively) cheap to own and operate MB wagon from this era get a w210 not a 211. This one’s a CP, the worst of both worlds, at a premium price.

The issue is that people with boats like that ALSO have cocaine habits.

You can get an actual E55 with similar miles for a few dollars more.