I agree with this sentiment. The key is these wheels don’t cross into that Jenny from the block look, which is why it seems to work.

If it’s not stock, I’m not interested.

THIS.

Those are proper Lamborghini wheels. Put them on all of Lamborghini’s cars, also use lasers instead of wipers to clear water from the windshield.

Fun fact: each of these shitty row house in Bed-Stuy is worth more than your typical red state township.

Actually, space travel is the safest form of travel (when measured by deaths per distance traveled). Interestingly, it’s also the most dangerous form of travel (when measured in deaths per trip).

Get ready everybody!
TSA is going to ban pocket change soon!

“There’s good news and bad news, kid. The good news is you’re getting a company car! The bad news...”

Very kind of you to write your own poem about this magnificent vehicle

So its an Isuzu truck chassis under it all.

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Now you’re just being paranoid comrade, I mean dude.

Good luck finding a hotel in Manhattan for a buck fiddy.

Mine isn’t. Delancey St Municipal, Lower East Side, New York, New York. It has an elevator but there’s always cool stuff to look at (including a really neat B2 Quattro with a plate that reads BMWHAT and a bagged M3 with an Instagram account @yoloM3),  so I always walk up the ramps.

Ooh, goody! It’s rendition time. Do you prefer still or sparkling water for your waterboarding?

Gentlefolks, Whatthefoxsays is living proof that chivalry is not dead!

Cool, witty Atheist here. Umm . . . it would not have ever occurred to me to make a FSM joke here. I hardly see how it would be relevant.

Good luck with the rallycross.

So, Jalopnik is going to take a stand for human rights and not cover this weekend’s race, right?

cotd