Guise, you’re trying too hard.

I have a crush on you.

Do want.

Trump and Kavanaugh fight over who’s rapier

Smart Fortwo (05, 08, 12, 16), International 3800, Volkswagen W8, Jetta TDI, Audi TT, Buell Lightning, Suzuki Burgman, Yamaha U7E, Honda CBR600

Do countersteer like the way Kristen did. 

I like Soviet buses. Because reasons. 

Such sharp sarcasm! Right?

It's about time we had some #PRNDLvoices.

Hooray. You already have a good start by not calling yourself Larry. 

Equating power draw to hp is like computing how much energy is released in combusting gasoline and saying that’s how much horsepower your car has. I don’t doubt the battery outputs 2400W. I do doubt there’s anything approaching 2400W at the wheels.

A dyno would likely yield some surprising results on that skateboard. I very much doubt 6 hp or even 3 hp from anything small enough to be called a skateboard. 

I smell a Canadian. No one else says “North America.” In the US we absolutely have different vehicle regs for different areas: states, counties, and even cities. I'm pretty sure Canada has a similar situation. So what exactly are you bellyaching about? 

Don't forget to moisturize Roland's ballsack. 

Did I give you a stroke?

Like the days where you'd just buy a powertrain on wheels and go take it to Fisher Body for the rest. 

Such studies often draw ire from the families of the deceased, who believed their body would be used for medical research, but weren't expecting a reenactment of crucifixion. 

The Chrysler touch!

Cars this old usually don't have comprehensive insurance coverage, and thus won't show flood on the title. Safe to assume every Houston car is a flood car until proven otherwise.

The Dart includes free maintenance?