Write for jalopnik pretty please. 

In the ideal world. 

Gotta love that Dodge Dart interior. Bet this thing drives as straight as the senior senator from South Carolina. 

You mean harder for. (Only metaphorically though.)

Awesome trip, awesome truck. FYI, my 1997 turned off the AC compressor when the engine started getting hot. And I really, really hope you’ve had a recent timing belt replacement.

Steely Dan III From Yokohama

Your story has become tiresome.

You wanna know the difference between you and me? I can't drive stick. But that's because I don't fetishize manual transmissions and appreciate having a hand free to do the devil's work as I drive. 

Would bet they’re both obsessed with AOC.

Did you ask him if he’s still willing to suck dick for $1.85 an hour like he did back in boomer times?

You... don’t recognize the obvious similarities in geometry of the Sidekick and ForTwo?

Seriously, why?! WHY? You can get a decade-newer, much much better SUV for this money. As “reliable” as it’s supposed to be, it’s also a 1994, when “reliable” had a different meaning. I once looked at one of these being offered for $1500, and that was ten years ago — and it still wasn’t worth it.

I’ll remember this alibi next time I’m caught at a truck stop.

$500 btw

Oh how far Blaupunkt has fallen. (Yes, I know, current Blaupunkt totally unrelated to old Blaupunkt, which is my point.)

Becker is doing it. Also VDO

I found one of those in my dad’s desk drawer before my parents divorced and he got a roommate.

y no Fine Young Cannibals?

Nobody who didn’t read Newsweek with their fingertips

Discount Hart to Hart