How do you know?

Are you out of your fucking mind?

Uh oh, doesn't see color, has a black friend, here we go. 

Bingo. 

You mean niche used car markets aren’t perfectly efficient?

You realize you can put your own food in the fridge you bought, right?

M104 is a wire harness disaster. Possible ecu and head gasket issues as well. If this thing hasn’t had the wire harness replaced it’s worth maybe half this price.

He must've been a big fan of those restaurants where the waiters yell at you. 

My newish Lincoln Mark 8's exterior door handle coming off in my hand was the straw that made me swear off Ford.

Is that a screenshot from Cuddle Ballaban Simulator?

Guessing he's keeping that US passport stashed right next to his prostate. 

If any vehicle of yours passes TUV I’ll eat my hat. Also if you vanlife be prepared for people to assume you’re Eastern European or Roma or both. That should be interesting. 

I don’t think you understand relational logic.

Next up, Holocaust jokes.

When Hubby gets the itch for rough trade

Tesla build quality too. 

This must be how it feels to see your father's penis. 

I can’t help but feel like this will kill the core identity of what Mercedes-Benz is, which are leather-padded tanks with paint jobs that look like they need a mortgage, with the luxury of only having two usable seats and screwed together to go 150 mph until the end of time.

You can tell everybody you’ve got a sweet 1987 Cimarron.

Bread is made with oil. I bet your mom's sauerkraut was too.