I think you're mistaking it with the Wanker engine. 

You call that nightmare?

Jerry Lewis / France, Donald Trump / Russia, etc

You and I have very different tastes in mechanics. Besides hating the sight and smell of it, I see smoking as an announcement of poor decision-making ability. At least Obama doesn’t let anyone see him smoke.

Congratulations, you are entitled to ten years of vocational training. 

Scotty Kilmer would be fine (maybe) as a manager of a Jiffy Lube.

Now I know where the Torque app got its UI.

I thought he’s Japanese.

It's a good thing that the world's only Italian speaker just happened to be passing by when we needed him. 

Some of my best Matchbox-powered imaginary adventures were in a Country Squire. 

I rode in one. Not even in China. Can't say it felt any shoddier than the real thing. Light years behind Toyota, sure, but so is a real Land Rover. 

So, like the Tiananmen Square massacre, it doesn't exist?

Whatever liability insurance you have on that Pao is not going to pay out on a canoe event. Just fyi. 

You’re taking the “look, I’m in a canoe!” gag to new heights.

And on Fridays, the live mice?

Tunland? That's their fake Tundra?

Don't tell me you've never been tempted by a Land Wind Range Plower. 

American fake media, the Chinese side calls on you to immediately stop bullying false coverage of legitimate Chinese innovation in car. With great unity and forbearance of Xi Jinping Thought, national Chinese car design warriors have brought the Foton Rapstar to great world acclaim. Immediately withdraw your fake…

Anal record keeping, including 30-year-old magazines

What’s a garage condo?