Oh no! Walmart Liberace will just have to fill it up with overstock on his Rite Aid eye shadow pallets.

“We are building on the property all organic trees to grow our own vegetables” is definitely something that someone intimately involved with the agricultural side of her empire would say.

I did it. In the pill form which is how 99% of people do it. It’s such a nothing thing, I swear. They don’t even smell. The placenta lady came and picked it up at the hospital and brought me over a bunch of pills.

She just started yesterday. Today she pulls out a big carton of milk and starts talking about how “real” milk is so much better for you than the disgusting non-dairy creamer we have. She gets up, puts it in the fridge, then sits down on her chair and out it comes. I’ve been laughing since.

One of the main reasons I subscribe to Hulu is to have unlimited access to Living Single... that, and the Bernie Mac Show. :)

Between this comment my my new co-worker loudly farting, I’ve had a couple good laughs this morning.

Tori’s mother is also a piece of work. Also, Shannen just beat breast cancer into remission, so she’s mostly on some type of medication which could affect her appearance... it’s nice to see that Brian Austin Houston Memphis Purple Reddish Green is working, though, maybe now he’ll let Megan Fox out of the fucking house.

TRUE STORY: I borrowed the DVD of this movie in 2000 from a guy I had a crush on from a different area high school. I held out on returning the disk because I had some sort of elaborate plan on holding it hostage to court him? I don’t remember the details. Anyway, we got married 12 years later, and I never had to…

Baby, baby, where did our tape go?

The Alfred Caldwell Lily Pond in Chicago. I’m often surprised how many Chicagoans don’t even know about it.

What?

If you live in Alaska, Prime is basically the only way to get free shipping most of the time. I do NOT get stuff as fast as you Lower48ers, though, despite the fact the world’s 5th busiest cargo airport is 10 miles from me, and despite the fact I’m no farther from the West coast than New England is. Most Prime orders…

At just $19, employee spit is actually the cheapest thing on the menu.  Trump was probably just upset that it didn’t come in a plastic bag, or with a sling shot, or in glass-sided canteen.

Say what you will about Chicago (and there is much to say, much of it bad) this town has three things going for it. 1) We would never put Ketchup on a hot dog as a matter of fucking course (I’m looking at you, street vendor in CO, I’m looking at you) because Mustard! 2) Students at UIC (one of the most diverse student…

Or he has to drive out to Long Island and pay a woman to wear Melania’s clothes and then spit in his face.

In no iteration of our complex multiverse do they exist as “handmaids”- they’re the Serenas of this story!

Kylie Jenner, in the most unsurprising move of the year, hosted a “Handmaid’s Tale” themed costume party with Sofia Richie in honor of Anastasia Karanikolaou’s birthday.

This is a pretty fucked up comment. 

It didn't work for Kim and Kanye