Chicago: parking fees are insane and my dear tourists, if you are not driving into the city do not bother renting a car. Parking downtown for two hours easily hits $50.

I was going to watch the 90210 reboot anyway, but David Silver having a “bread-winning wife” just makes it that much more appealing. I’m picturing those Dave Chappelle/Oprah skits.

lololol “the common people of the region” good luck out there you gigantic gaping anus

Absolutely agree with you. My dude, pointing out all the plot holes in movies is not a conversation, it’s annoying. 

Honeys in the streets sayin’

I do this all the time for no real reason. Can I be rich & famous now?

Was really hoping the explanation for the headline would be, “because he is dead.”

THANK YOU. I’m tall with small boobs and they still don’t work for me. Every time I try a wrap dress or skirt, it look great until I have to sit down and then I’m exposing my entire thigh to coworkers, strangers, cab drivers, etc. If I so much as walk fast, the thighs start flashing. Practical and…

I wondered the exact same thing and convinced myself that it was some fancy lighting trick she had until I read the much more logical explanation.

damn you for posting this. now i have something in both eyes.

Ok, poll time: strangest thing you’ve found while cleaning. Andddd... go!

Right? I’m sure the dude has a 5,000 square foot house and she can’t find space?

“If I was a weak person, I would have hurt myself,” Woods says about the hate she’s received on social media.

The bus tracker is a life saver. No more waiting in cold weather!

As someone who knows nothing about K-pop... is it common that song lyrics  are a combination of Korean and English? I didn’t think English was a big language in S Korea.

I had always used the line “hey, I had fun but just didn’t feel the connection I was hoping for. Good luck with everything!” to decline a second or third date. This worked well half the time, with men either not responding or saying ok. The other half of responses were split between men texting me back repeatedly with…

Damn Nick Cannon kept the receipts on this. Good for him. 

I definitely used this strategy when it came to decor in my first home. I used paper blinds in the kitchen/dining room for well over a year before finally deciding on what kind of ‘nice’ window coverings I wanted. (And hell, who am I kidding? Paper blinds still dominate the bedrooms. They’re cheap! They get the job…

“personally and professionally damaging” but not a sex tape = she said some racist shit.

Damn now I just want that sweet Helmut Lang hoodie. Can I have it if I promise to never spell it Shania?