Ha Ihave that same plastic three drawer organizer for my make-up. I’ve used it for... six years? and it continues to be the best.

Who has a video of the moment when Ja Rule is reading a contract referring to him as co-founder of Fyre Festival? I think it’s in the Hulu version. His eyes practically go out of his head cartoon-style.

You are right about that.

You think Jax has actual money that he hasn’t blown on coke and hookers and shitty business investments?

My mind initially read that headline as Jerry Seinfeld was feuding with Jimmy Fallon, which I think would be much more believable. Everything Jimmy Fallon does is annoying and he has the most punchable face. 

I’ll bet he was a good publicist when that was his actual job. And then at some point, he thought he could make himself famous instead of his clients, and now with have this mess, because even Famous for Being Famous Girls can ‘leak’ a sex tape, but he can’t because [i can’t stop barfing].

“Do what you love and the money will follow.” Bitch I love sleeping and eating candy. Please tell me how to monetize that.

Walking out of the theater, I told my bf, “that would have been the greatest Lifetime Movie I’ve ever seen.”

Surely you mean Burt Macklin?

Meanwhile, Brando refuses to go full frontal because his “penis shrank to the size of a peanut on set.” 

Hour of Code is supporting by a ton of tech companies. Would be helpful to include the Code.org link - www.hourofcode.com. Teachers, sign your students up! 

No problem my friend, I am more than happy to take Michael B. for myself.

i read that as seven years and ten minutes at first and thought huh, that seems odd.

See also: Skyler White in Breaking Bad. People haaaatted her for... not loving the idea of being married to a meth kingpin?

That’s a good point. Then you look at Carmela, and I think people got irritated with her for putting up with it for so long and the ways she tried to cope.

Right? It was a quick joke, it was kind of funny, and it was at his own expense. Seems like an overreaction. UNLESS (Conspiracy hat on) THEY PLANNED IT!

Maybe I’m feeling sentimental today, but the best part is hearing the nonstop encouragement being shouted from the sidelines by teammates. 

Right? I don’t get to not do certain parts of my job just because I think they are stupid. A teacher doesn’t get to not teach kids he/she thinks are ugly. An electrician does not only wire lighting fixtures he/she approves of. If you aren’t good with the responsibilities, gtfo.

Yayyyyyy I’ve been wanting one of those blankets!

Yayyyyyy I’ve been wanting one of those blankets!

I think about that story ALL THE TIME