I’d like to suggest a correction to this story....

Wow Jennifer Lopez sounds in-fucking-sufferable in that old interview.

No kidding. I’ve had to bring this up to numerous people today who immediately blamed Trump. Now, if emergency alerts start coming out to warn us against FAKE NEWS, that’s another thing.

I pray (and suspect) that Kardashian stans are too dumb to deal with anything as Basic Betch as voting. 

So... does he go straight to jail now? Like straight from the courthouse? Or is there another trick up his old rapey sleeve? 

I’m so sorry for you as well! Of course you got attached quickly - kittens are adorable and pets are the best. But thanks to you, that kitten had the best shot possible. I’m sure she was much better off experiencing your love - even temporarily - than not being rescued at all. 

What, no love for All Hands on Deck?

I also cannot stand how they always do those hokey twin brother poses for publicity shots. Look, it’s us pretending to strangle each other! Here we are back to back with our arms crossed! This time my elbow is on my brother’s shoulder! Etc.

I’m guessing he had a lil’ cosmetic procedure done on his eyes. Stitches out but not fully healed yet. 

I don’t think I’d describe Nicki as meticulous about interviews, especially lately. She’s been going off on some wild tangents about any person, place or thing she can think of.

And you can bet Paltrow isn’t taking on any kind of project for less than $300K either.

I think you are right. It’s tough, Louis CK has a very black & white case. What he did was wrong and it’s easy for everyone to see that. Aziz Ansari is in more of a gray area and I honestly can’t decide how to feel about it.

real A+ trolling right there. i’m proud of you. 

Men, on the other hand, you just keep doing whatever you want. No changes necessary for you. 

hey, it’s not to say that she doesn’t make him still dress up like Malfoy.

I believe his hair is bleached for a role that he is currently shooting. That said, I hate it too. 

Ah got it! You clever, clever girl.

“a jackdaw wearing borrowed peacock feathers” is this.... what is this? do I have to google this?  

well...

jesus jumproping christ i love this song