Bravo, Bobby. I’ve never been so/interested in Pittsburgh.

AGREE. I hate that hat. People were making jokes about how SJP was going to be the one to wear a big dumb Pope hat (and she kinda did) but then Riri did it and it’s all THE QUEEN HAS SLAYED etc.

I did once break up with a significant other in a restaurant, mainly because he was prone to tantrums and I was slightly nervous about breaking up with him at my home. I told him what was up, he stormed off into the bathroom for 10-15 minutes, I finished my delicious burrito.

Agree that the perspective is gross, but I don’t think the movie (or the book) ever tried to justify it. It was just a lens. I felt like it actually added to the mystery because you know those boys were looking at the girls from a very specific POV.

It doesn’t hurt that Paul Rudd looks exactly the same now as he did in Clueless. Gimme that man’s skincare routine.

Depends on which brand offered the most money. I’m going with FitTea Kardashian.

When she says three of them starting crying she means two of the kids and Kanye.

has someone already made the joke that my best parenting hack is not having children?

Media monitoring is pretty standard for any large company/entity. Keeping track of the conversation allows companies/entities to respond as needed and correct any errors or provide details. I’ve worked in PR for ages and the amount of time I’ve spent pulling together media coverage reports is staggering and…

There were always rumors that Ron (Rahhhn?) beat Sammi. If that’s true, it’s no wonder she wouldn’t want to come back and live in a house with him.

Damn. Now that is how you do a modern dance. I couldn’t run up stairs in heels that fast if there was a fire behind me.

I am a happy member of the Martha Stewart Wine Club. The wine is inexpensive! I get a case for about $160 and it’s all been decent wine so far. Thank you Martha, for giving me yet another reason to never leave my home.

They work at promotion/events companies. My friend and I ran into Syrus (RW Boston, 1997) about ten years ago. My friend (amazing) drunkenly asked, “so, what are you going to do for a real job?” and that was his answer.

Ok I genuinely lol’d at the opening line of that article: “That’s a pricey meatball.” (read in my best terrible Italian accent)

It’s actually quite easy...

Right? This never made sense to me.

I believe it was a car accident. Seemed like a genuine accident - no one was drunk or anything.

wonderful, that’s going to be in my head for the next three days

Good god I thought this meant a remake of Valley of the Dolls and I almost pissed myself a little. I would LOVE for that to happen. Who would play Neely?