Holy Projection Batman!

the reason clint is so ageless is because he realizes that this is no country for old men.

Maybe she didn’t see that he wound up with the ball?

Cleveland Cavalier Attitudes...

“MOM! You’re MMAbarrassing me!”

Sadly this will result in a Lima beaning.

I think that might have been the point. “Take off all your pads, use Tampax instead.” Or something like that, I’m a dude, what do I know?

You know who didn’t fucking do this? White Sox fans, after 88 years. We had some dead family members too but didn’t caterwaul about it endlessly.

What Billy won’t say: Pulisic is better than Messi.

Cruz: “Quarterbacks aren’t paid to make political statements, they’re paid to get rings. Remember Larry Bird? He used to get 20 rings a game sometimes. Heck of a quarterback.”

Look this is just another stupid he said/she said she said she said she said she said she said she said.

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

I want to grab that pussy and take it home!

People won’t be as upset about this when they realize he was planning to use all the parts of any Buffalo he got.

Druw?

Roger Goodell’s favorite player is Christian Pander.

Everyone’s super excited for Pulisic and for good reason, but I think Kljestan finally getting rewarded with a return to the national team after delivering consistently brilliant performances since returning Stateside 2 years ago could potentially be just as big a development for the national team at least in terms of…

...the story of Everest!

Wow, that’s fucked up. He made a mistake, sure, but he doesn’t deserve to have his basketballs ruined.