Some consider it an honor to die by fireman’s harikari.

I assumed the kid in question was Zack Hample.

The bad teams are doing what they always do: waiting for the tv money to arrive and blackmailing their cities for new arenas.

Fans don’t understand free agency because the money that could’ve been spent on educating them and giving them critical thinking skills was spent on building arenas for their favorite teams instead.

They didn't even win anything in Cincinatti, but wait til you see what they're eating down there.

Zardes was clearly onside when Dempsey shot. Is this about the anti-Wambach comments from the USMNT? Or did some other “I hate the USMNT” bug crawl up in you?

If any of you are questioning whether this is safe for a baby, I am confident Zyla would tell us she died doing what she loved when she gains the power to speak in the next 2-3 years.

Jesus, this is awful. Thank god he never forgot how to ride a bike.

Why is it taking everyone so long to realize that Elliott is a legit top-end goaltender? The Blues did the same thing for years and it’s fucking mystifying. Lack of draft pedigree? The fact that he (like Price and many others) took a few season to find himself? The Blues jerking him around, creating a perception of…

You’d think Michael J. Fox would have better things to capture on Vine.

Holmes: Hey, I’m Anthony Holmes.

This never would’ve happened if Chip Kelly were still alive.

slugger Matt Adams

Oh, Kobe’s still a vicious, hypercompetitive maniac. But only with people his age.

Nice that MLB let him bring his grandson on the field. I'm not so sure about those shades though, but hey, I'm not the pro ballplayer.

I don’t understand why Tennessee would even need a Head Trainer anyway. Peyton’s was big enough already.

Of course I was watching the game at my in-laws in Omaha. It got real strange when my father-in-law told everyone in the room to quiet down and watch this commercial like he was doing us all a favor.

Him: “Picaboooooo!”

Honestly, I’m too old to be a Dragonball Z fan so I thought this was his whole name.