And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Anyone notice that many of the players that were on the field for the crapfest against Canada have been on fire since then? I’m sure it is just a coincidence.

Maybe mark it with a flagpole so they can see it coming also.

“exchanging post-win handshakes”

That’s nothing. You should see my boy when we tell him we’re going for walkies.

Waterloo.

Waterloo.

“GET IN THE HOLE!”

Watching the results come in last night was certainly a mixed bag. It was sad to see the progressive challengers lose at the statewide level but so much good happened at the district level. I took the day off from work yesterday and spent 8 hours knocking on doors in Corona for Jessica Ramos; I almost cried when they…

I think he’s just missing some punctuation- she should bench herself from writing ‘never’ again. This won’t affect her writing too much unless she has pieces in the works about unlicensed Sean Connery Bond films, or possibly the works of Edgar Allen Poe, tenuously connected to the NFL via the Baltimore Ravens.

“Just do it”? Does that mean you can “just do” the Holocaust? How can so many people @Nike be this ignorant as to the logical fallacy this entails. This is absolute absurd. I really don’t understand. Why would u support this?

As of right now, they only make cars. I can replace them with any random. I’m no expert, but I think that international football maybe a more specialized job.

I don’t but my wife does...

As long as she doesn’t come back.

“A 66-year-old paraplegic stadium employee”

We were out to dinner with my father in-law. He told the waitress his order, then pointed at my 12 year old son and said “and he’ll have a shit sandwich”.

Good to hear they’re pressing charges. That kid’s too young for a Brazilian waxing.

You know what they say about PED testing: if you get caught, lie like the Dickens.

I think this is more common than you think. In Boston, every time the camera catches someone drinking Coke, they pan up to Reggie Lewis’ jersey hanging from the rafters.