Finally! An offensive move by Roy Hibbert!

As always, there’s nothing as quite as smile-inducing as a room full of ecstatic college football players.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

I think he’s just perpetually on the verge of falling asleep mid-sentence.

When I was sixteen I would sneak out of the house at night get high and read a book (Such a rebel, I know). There was an empty forclosed home next door, and I would get inside via a basement window well and smoke in the basement’s bar area. One night it was raining pretty heavy, and I forgot to bring my lighter. I…

That always-forever tattoo is a goddamn disgrace

How does Joe Adel not know how to take a screenshot on an iPhone? It’s gotta be easier than borrowing a friend’s phone, taking a picture with that, texting that photo to yourself, and tweeting that photo out.

Still got out of the blocks better than Greg.

This isn’t really unprecedented. Why, the Nazis were known to make lampshades exclusively from Jewish artists.

Crystal Palace is only three points off the pace you bitch

K911 was an inside dog

Dump in some extra chlorine mom, that pool is all full of ursine now.

More like the San Diego Over-chargers!

I guess Russia never heard about THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!

What if an ad blares up and you have to mute it, but you use a poopy finger by accident?

This was much more fun than the time Adrian Peterson and his sports baby did the whip.

“Finally made it into Madame Tussauds!!”

It would have been hilarious if he had a huge checklist, adjusted his mirrors, tightened his belts, gave a big smile, then put it in gear and accidentally blasted through the front instead. Well, except for those people standing there.

Or Chris Gaines

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”