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5/13/15

It's a school night. That always keeps attendance down.

5/4/15

To show them they were truly part of the family, several Dodgers fans stabbed them in the parking lot after the game.

4/23/15

Is it because ESPN just signed a deal to replace Friday Night Fights with Premier Boxing Champions, which is run by Al Haymon, who just so happens to be Mayweather’s advisor?

4/22/15

I’d say he’s more of a Willow Smith lookalike, what with his hair whipping back and forth and all.

4/19/15

This really won’t help the notion that Chip Kelly isn’t trying to make the Eagles completely Ducks-oriented.

4/14/15

This is horribly inaccurate. Big Mac Land is supposed to be in left field, not behind home plate.

4/7/15

Obama really should learn to respect his elders.

3/31/15

"Sorry about the boner sir. I'm just a really big Pats fan."

2/27/15

At least he's wearing a lovely gold shirt.

2/24/15

It should still be better than Adrian Peterson's star turn in Honey, I Whipped the Kids.

2/13/15

Things got even more awkward when he started cheering "Harden! Harden!"

1/22/15

My girlfriend once asked me if it was a problem that white smoke was pouring out of her car. I told her that it was no big deal, it just means they haven't chosen a new pope yet.

1/20/15

I was 14, and had nursed a crush on a female acquaintance for a few months, and there was some kind of school dance coming up and I really wanted to take her. So one night I called the girl's house. Her older brother answered and said she was out with friends but would be back later.

1/8/15

Fergie said he was cute, but she wished he were a little buffer.

1/5/15

I love my Klean Kanteen. Stainless steel with a leak-proof sport nozzle. Takes a beating and easy to clean, and the benefits of stainless over plastic are numerous.

I love my Klean Kanteen. Stainless steel with a leak-proof sport nozzle. Takes a beating and easy to clean, and the…