I wasn't going to post this, but Greg apparently creepshotted me and in general has organized his thoughts and arguments exactly like a middle school bully. So, the author, in his everyday wardrobe:

Hopefully not too many Clevelanders will be steamed by that statement

When asked about Kevin Love leaving, the state collectively shrugged its shoulders, and looked off into the flat horizon. In the August haze, one could swear they can see all the way to Willmar from here.

[Ray and Janay Rice walk into the commissioners office to find Goodell sitting in a large ornate chair]

That picture is riveting.

Zenni!

Don't care if it was a dive. Fuck Rafa Marquez.

Too bad they can't keep Lin. The "Melo and Yellow" promos from ESPN would be epic.

massive talent.. lol

Personally, I think you should go fuck yourself.

Did you forget how big of a dickhead he actually is?

Something tells me this isn't the first blockage his chest has experienced.

If you get that level of excitement from the Cardinals every. fucking. day. you might want to consider medication.

When a guy slides into home foaming like that, it gets you wondering what's up his butt.

You know who else gave no fucks? The cameramen.

"HEY RYAN! I do not like when my mistress comes to basketball games with black men!"

Is no one going to call these guys out for only providing 10 toe-slots? Not all of us are fashion models, Vibram.

Oh my god! Wes Welker's dog is SO cute!!

I didn't even know Jamie Moyer had a daughter.