As always, it looks better with shorts and socks and numbers.

You would be a bad cop.

I have a hard time understanding something.

the minus is due to the fact that the paper was supposed to be about the Outkast song.

No. I will not shut up. There's a difference between writing a good headline and the "Most amazing story you'll see all day!" garbage HuffPo (and Gawker sometimes) is known for. That is the fucking worst.

Ok I have a problem with the hiring guys to start fights with minorities but the dress code, not one problem with that. I worked at bars on 6th St in Austin for 6 years, including one for 4 1/2 years where the a lot of the clientele had teardrops and neck tattoos. Enforcing a dress code can stop a majority of…

Yeah. He is acting like a dick. Adrian Gonzalez seems to think he's a steaming pile of shit too. Maybe the guy is just a douche? Perhaps that's why his own manager hates him? Deadspin is starting to look like Skip Bayless fawning over Tebow with the constant blind Puig defenses.

Puig is a great player, no doubt. But all evidence points to him being an immature shithead who just can't seem to follow the team rules or the laws of our society. That's why he gets the attention, and deservedly so.

Proving once and for all that football has the toughest players. Brett Favre played every single game with a little prick.

I walk around armed; I walk around with a bullet proof vest; it's not so much for my safety as it is so much for those around me. I can be around my family and something might happen to them. There's children around me, etc. Those threats… I have to be able to defend myself like any American.

In reality, USWNT is still a second-tier product, full of dull play and even less compelling players. Why watch USWNT anyways? It's blatantly inferior soccer. The style of play is best described as workmanlike and antithetical to the sport's appeal, the promise of witnessing a moment or two of individual brilliance…

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Johnny Weir's husband Victor Voronov filed a police report a month before the Sochi Olympics that alleged Weir had bitten Voronov during a domestic dispute. Tuesday morning, Voronov showed up in court (accompanied by Weir) to drop the charges. [Famously]

I really lost track of Freddy Adu's career.

A black man walks into your store, sees that you're white, feels uncomfortable, leaves, and then sues you for discrimination based on race.

Fuck that guy:

The dialogue sounds made up. People really don't talk like this:

This is going to be an unpopular opinion but reading this and the stuff from Nate Jackson, to me, comes across as so pompous and self righteous. It is like the authors are trying to convince us how much smarter they are than the meatheads they played with and how their experiences, both with injuries, somehow made…

Sam: "I dunno, Coach. Even washed-up golfers are giving me shit. This is a really difficult time for me..."