You can always make another baby, but there’s only one foul ball.

Counter-Counterargument: Butts are cool!

I kinda thought the verdict in the Philando Castile case would be different. Is it because I’m a white person?

Yeah, More like Golden State Bore-iors.

Ohh, makes sense. Thanks!

Why are the Twins passing on him??

And then they die.

What’s the significance of these warnings?

My brother would eat a 12 pack of taco supremes from Taco Bell after every soccer practice.

I feel bad for the fan. I bet he was setting Joey up for a compliment and he was going to say “I remember when you used to be good...LAST YEAR! When you batted .326 with 29 home runs!” But Joey cut him off.

Doesn’t quite hold water.

Fake news.

The true baseball heroes like Ted Williams and Joe DiMaggio only have a WAR of 1, because the only WAR true baseball fans care about is World War II. Let me know when Mike Trout kills a Nazi.

You are going to love the seats the first time you go to a movie theater!

As a physicist, I would point you towards the law of soft and thick grass in this situation.

wow. someone’s in the pocket of big danish.

Now if it was a female ref? 3-game ban.

Best referee crew? That seems like a stretch.

I did say to myself when I got to the comments, “at least there isn’t that weird thing where the guy posts a follow-up comment to fun bag.” Then I scrolled down and here it was! So it’s a thing to me.

Interesting side note, the game was played inside of Andy Reid.