want to?! i AM right now!

I've created 3 million accounts. I'm rich.

I've created 3 million accounts. I'm rich.

Team Edward here!

Let me just say that goal has me standing at attention, and I'm sitting down…erection…I have an erection.

I heard:

Wait, drinking Lone Star would make someone think you have more money?

Does he really wear a wig??

Ugh, that sounds terrible. I hate listening to people talk about their dreams.

AND 1!

Looks like he's wishing he'd made peace with the King of Kings!

more like Salvador Incognito.

I read the police report. It was a 40-story skyscraper.

"I haven't traveled since I was six!" isn't the hottest fire.

He's not using two guys to help him stand up this time, dough.

We're hand-painting the shirts with stencils.

Racism isn't dead.

What is wrong with this purrson?!

What are the Dodgers pitchers saying?

Dang, a guy with a swing like that... He must have hit at least 13 home runs this season.

Nice sweatpants, though.