I didn't. What did it say?

Woman then?!

That was pretty cool how the goalie caught the ball off of the net and then did a COOL reverse somersault kick!

I will NOT ignore the X-Files theme.

Someone's never seen a soccer game!! At least 20 of the 22 starters on the field cry for a minimum of 15 minutes each game.

NATE WOLTERS!!

Way ahead of you on the hating everything!!!

And comments like this are Kinja at its best!

This made me want to be at home with my cats!!

Sexist!

I hope it retroactively prevents the concussion!

Everybody gets laid?! nice...

*Skechers. I don't normally correct people on this sort of thing, but with the way these shoes tone my rear they deserve some respect.

What was the main event on Raw that night?

I think his point was more to the point of TJ Oshie and Ryan Miller jerseys outselling Backes, not the other NHLers. But WHATEVS!

What are you going to do with the money you save from switching cell service providers?

You have tortilla chips? Some people have all the luck.

Let's just say he's an heir to a huge baby food fortune. I won't say which one!!!

Come on, guys. There are other teams in the NL Central. Please make your next post about the Cardinals.

To be fair, she looks as surprised as anyone.