I think it has something to do with the tweet from his twitter account, @queendemetriax_

Obvious lie. No one goes to WNBA games.

To be fair, we don't know that isn't the case. The sniper may have been about to shoot Granderson in the right shoulder, but lost his shot when the fan's hand got in the way.

No kidding. Hasn't this loser seen Troy?!

YOU DON'T BE STUPID!!!!

Thank you! I plan on documenting the infractions in this video after I finish cataloging every rules violation from every game the Harlem Globetrotters have ever played.

Thank you.

Am I too late to say that Danny Salazar : Deadspin :: Tim Tebow : ESPN?!

Similar to truck nuts, I'm assuming. Rubber testicles that bounce around on the outside of your dryer as you dry your clothes?

Their most deceptive pitcher? A pitcher of coke...with pee in it.

Has she ever masturbated with jerk chicken or anything like that? That's probably where it comes from. Big Bad Booty Daddy doesn't normally just talk like that without being able to back it up.

In that case, in your face, Chris Torres.

Very tastefully done.

a true beauty.

That's where I drew my inspiration.

Jose Abreu : Deadspin :: Tim Tebow : ESPN

That was actually a pretty good film.

Are grape poptarts real? I'm going to look on google!

Fiscally that doesn't make any sense. Do you realize the amount of salary a million players would take up even at league minimum?

Oh, crap!