You can call the game...JUST DON'T CALL ME LATE FOR DINNER!!!

This article just game me a great idea for a handbag vacuum! Thanks, Lifehacker!!!!!!

Didn't try hard enough.

You can call them whatever you want, JUST DON'T CALL THEM LATE TO DINNER!!!!!!!

SPOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOky!

Jeez, would it kill him to QUACK a smile!!!

Pretty sure, I am second-guessing the exclamation point though.

After reading this article, I don't really care for this guy!

As in Plymouth Rock?

I wonder if that dog has problems doing his work...because that DOG IS THE BOMB!!!!!

It's still real to me dammit!!!

Post the one of him making base-running errors!

Sure, the final episode disappointed some, but real disaster? I don't know.

Definitely the first two-bagger I've ever seen when the batter stays on first.

That was just a classic tale of unrequited love.

that and brain damage.

If I wanted car metaphors, I would read Jalopnik!!

Still waiting on the "How PHAT is your state" map.

One of my favorite hypothetical situations: If you switched bodies with your mom in a Freaky Friday type situation, would you make love to your father?

I'll do it.