What a great twist! Now she's a marshmallow. Most likely some sort of witchcraft involved. I can't wait!

This does it. I can no longer deny that Chicago is a city.

Know your audience!

Yeah! And where are the black men!!

I had to stop reading after that exchange.

In America? More like the world.

I would take adopting a dog over winning any day.

God is such a weirdo sometimes.

exactly, just like when you climb a mountain you can get to any of its 30 or 40 peaks.

What is double-checking?

I will NEVER imagine being Canadian!!!

I'm so sick of this Canadian hubris.

I cared!

Change your face, Alexey!

I walk away from millions all the time...EVERY TIME I LEAVE THE BANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It definitely took some balls.

Reminds me of a young Dirk Nowitzki...looks-wise anyway.

The picture is just trying to prove to that ATHEIST Obama that God is real! Look at that banana! It's MADE to fit in your hand! What is that?!It comes in its own natural packaging?! Did that just pop out of some puddle of gunk? I don't think so.

It seems pretty RUFF being a dog in Sochi!