I wonder if this comes from Mark's time volunteering at hospitals and having to see all of those marijuana addicts withering away.

Now this is a great joke. The best part is that it's interchangeable and can be used on EVERY SINGLE NBA post!

what a thug.

Don't EVER be sorry about that, Weather Man!!!

And Barry Manilow.

It seems like commenters around these parts think Whitlock is overweight.

I hate every NFL owner.

I live in Texas, so this kind of hurts my feelings.

Come on, guys. African-Italian.

I would like to hear the whole story.

Anything with Austin Powers is sure to be a hit!

Maybe something simple like: SAY WHA?!?! TECMO SUPERBOWL, an old football simulation video game, PREDICTS A SAFETY IN THE SUPERBOWL!! AND, even more inconceivably, THE SAFETY DECIDES THE GAME! DENVER WINS BY TWO POINTS (two points is the amount of points that a team gets for a safety!)!

You got it!

You're never going to believe this!! I'm a Cardinals fan, which already makes me the worst. I sometimes wear a Minnesota Twins shirt that I got at a THRIFT SHOP!!!! It's from 1987 when the Twins beat the Cardinals in the World Series!!

You trying to get the pipe?

Especially after this year's Gator Bowl!!

Wasn't that play a little more embarrassing for Kaepernick?

At least the fan didn't do what he had a mind to do which was eat the player...that fan was fat.

I tip 40 cents on my 2 dollar Lone Stars.

I watched!